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Cosmo really gets into it, he's simply mad about his cigarettes online, "They're mild, the way I like mildness. And they have flavor, the way I like flavor!" It looked more like he was smoking crack! TVparty-er David Mikelberg tells us, "You mentioned that Leo G. Carroll 'looked more like he was smoking crack' in the Camel commercial. Did you also notice on the credits that the co-writer of that particular episode was Stephen Sondheim? Mama Rose, Sweeney Todd, Cosmo Topper - all just a bit mad. This could explain the look on Carroll's face." At the end of this particular Topper episode, Anne Jeffries declares that free buy cigarettes are going out to injured servicemen in veterans hospitals around the country. Now, that's an industry with a heart. Smoke up boys, doctor's orders!

